Monday, March 9, 2015

Muslim Country that Prosecutes Witchcraft Hosts “Museum of the Future”

Muslim Country that Prosecutes Witchcraft Hosts “Museum of the Future”


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The future in the Muslim world is a lot like the past, but with even more beheadings. Let’s head on over to sunny Dubai where there are lots of tall skyscrapers built by slave labor, but no sewer system for them so that waste has to be removed from them in trucks.

Dubai is an exciting party city that forbids unmarried men and women to be in the same room together. It’s a fun happening city where if you get raped, you’re the one going to jail. Because that’s just how Islam works.

It’s the perfect place for the Museum of the Future.
The flashy Gulf city with a skyline that looks like something out of a science fiction movie is embracing its love of all things new with plans for a “Museum of the Future.”
Emirati Minister of Cabinet Affairs Mohammed al-Gergawi told reporters Wednesday the museum in Dubai will showcase innovations in design and technology, in fields such as transportation, health and education.
The $136 million project is expected to open in 2017. The curving, oblong — and of course futuristic-looking — building will feature poetry written by the Dubai Ruler Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, who is also the Emirati prime minister.
The museum of the future looks a lot like medieval times with the ruler getting to stick his own poetry on it.

The amazing “Science Fiction” city of Dubai is always on the lookout for amazing things. Like witches. And sorcerers.
Black magic practitioners and believers had a not-so magical experience lately when they were caught in the act of smuggling talismans and other items and sent to cool their heels in prison.
Dubai Customs inspectors at Dubai International Airport foiled 155 attempts at smuggling nearly 10,000 articles — weighing 97kg — associated with the practice of witchcraft and sorcery by international passengers.
If you do find any witches, report them to your local Imam.
Abu Dhabi police are trying to break the spell of sorcerers on ordinary people.
The police have launched an awareness campaign called Amman, encouraging people to come forward and report anyone practicing witchcraft or sorcery.
And blasphemy is a crime in futuristic Dubai punishable by years in prison. It’s the future. It might be our future too if Muslim migration continues.


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