A Few Flagrantly Foolish Faroese Farcical Facts and Crafty Contradictions
Commentary by Captain Paul Watson
Where Compassion is a crime.
Where an act of Kindness can send you to jail.
Where simply wearing a Sea Shepherd Tee-shirt can get you arrested.
Where an EU citizen can be deported by a EU nation for opposing an activity that is in violation of EU regulations.
Where a tourist can go to jail for failing to report a dolphin sighting to the whalers.
Where the Danish Navy, the Danish police and the Danish Courts defend
the killing of Pilot Whales and Dolphins yet they claim to not be
involved.
Where 85% of the population hold Danish European Union passports but refuse to live in accordance with EU regulations.
Where an average of 216 tons of meat and 144 tons of blubber is
unaccounted for every year. The mystery is where did it go?
No one is
saying.
Where the national airline, Atlantic Airways and the Ferries double as whale spotting sources for whalers.
Where a country with the highest per capita income in Europe claims they need to kill dolphins to survive.
Where they make up convenient laws to enable the killing of whales.
Where children are encouraged to poke out the eyeballs of Pilot whales and play with dolphin fetuses.
Where parents take pictures of their kids mutilating Pilot whales and they complain if the pictures appear on the internet.
Where hundreds of bodies of whales can be found rotting just below the surface of the sea.
Where they strangle puffins and steal their eggs.
Where the whale meat is said to be free except tourists can buy it in the restaurant and it’s for sale in the market.
Where the Christian community says the whales are a gift from God yet
Leviticus expressly forbids the eating of whale meat.
Apparently Jesus
made a side trip to the Faroes to give them special dispensation.
Where the people claim to be independent from Denmark until they need the support of the Danish Navy.
Where the people take pride in bathing in blood.
Where an hour of stressful pursuit and many minutes of agony
accompanied by horrendous screams of pain is described as “humane
killing.”
Where population numbers change each day without any
scientific validation. One day there are 128,000 dolphins, the next
780,000. The fact is no one knows except for the guy in Klaksvik with
the crystal ball.
Where people knowingly and willingly consume
meat heavily contaminated with mercury and don’t give a shit, primarily
because they eat meat heavily contaminated with mercury.
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