Ivana Trump Escorted Off Plane: Napolitano Declares 'The System Worked'

December 30, 2009 Ivana Trump Escorted Off Plane: Napolitano Declares 'The System Worked' By Ann Coulter Share Your Comments Share this article: Facebook MySpace Digg LinkedIn Twitter In response to a Nigerian Muslim trying to blow up a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, the government will now prohibit international travelers from going to the bathroom in the last hour before the plane lands. Sponsored Content We really like gun owners. That is why Human Events has partnered with the NRA to offer you an annual membership for only $25. Join, renew or give a gift membership. Click Here To Preserve Your Gun Rights Terrorists who plan to bomb planes during the first seven hours of the eight-hour flight, however, should face no difficulties, provided they wait until after the complimentary beverage service has been concluded. How do they know Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab didn't wait until the end of the flight to try to detonate explosives because he heard the stewardess announce that the food service was over and seats would have to be placed in their upright position? I can't finish my snack? This plane is going down! Also prohibited in the last hour of international flights will be: blankets, pillows, computers and in-flight entertainment. Another triumph in Janet Napolitano's "Let's stay one step behind the terrorists" policy! Click here to continue reading Ann Coulter's column Sponsored Content OUTRAGE!! Billion-dollar drug company hides astounding discovery of a natural cancer killer. 10,000 times stronger than chemo-but without the side effects! One pharmaceutical company actually made the 'discovery of the century' - a miracle breakthrough that could save you or someone you love from the ravages of cancer. But... Until one brave researcher came forward to break the silence-and tell the world about this true cancer cure. Click here to read the full story of this astounding breakthrough-and the dozens of other underground cures not yet available to mainstream medicine... Human Events is now on - Become a Fan today! Follow Human Events on today! Forward this email to a friend. To advertise in our e-letters or email list, please click here. Human Events | One Massachusetts Avenue, NW | Washington, DC 20001

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