FSM Security Update: 3-20-09 *Video: Nancy Pelosi Calls Immigration Enforcement Un-American*

March 20th Has Obama been plagiarizing a German political figure? Dick Morris: Does Barack Obama know what he's doing?! Eric Rush: Lies in plain sight. Victor Davis Hanson on "post-journalism." Don't miss ‘Treason & a Litany of Political Sins!' "Tiny Tim?" Exclusive: The Escher President Bill Siegel Just as the works of the artist M.C. Escher present two stories simultaneously, so does the man called Barack Obama. Exclusive: Feeding Frenzy of the Islamist Crocodiles (Part Two of Two) Adrian Morgan Though Pakistani-born Babar had been granted U.S. citizenship, he said: "There is no negotiation with the Americans. I will kill every American that I see in Afghanistan, and every American I see in Pakistan." The ‘Give Obama a Chance' Trial Period is Over Frank Salvato Those nonchalantly proposing that Obama "needs more time" before we leap to conclusions concerning his leftist agenda should get up to speed on the "Chicago Way." Exclusive: Through a Teleprompter Darkly Pam Meister TOTUS knows exactly what to say to make us feel safe, from closing Gitmo and bringing some of the detainees here to the U.S. to comparing AIG to those dastardly suicide bombers. Today's Blog Topics Video: Malkin on Pelosi calling immigration enforcement "un-American" Video: Megyn Kelly takes on ACORN and the Census FSM Follows The Economy - Here are the top articles for today. (3-20) Video: Kyl to Obama: How about skipping Leno and putting your economic team in order? Video: Nancy Pelosi Calls Immigration Enforcement Un-American Video: Governor Palin rejects nearly half of federal stimulus money And On the 53rd Day...... he said that the economy was sound! Virginia: Bullying Mob Packs Gov't Meeting in Support of Islamic Supremacist Institution Jeffrey Imm One ISA supporter, Abdul Rahman, told the commission that the ISA expansion must be granted because "America needs Islam." Exclusive: CRC Open-Source Intelligence Briefs W. Thomas Smith Jr., Director of the Counterterrorism Research Center British parliamentarian says there will be Muslim prime minister in 30 years - W. Thomas Smith Jr.'s weekly open-source intelligence briefs. Look Beyond the Bogus Bonus Smokescreen Michelle Malkin The congressional brouhaha about AIG bonuses is deliberately being staged - high drama and all - to distract you from the real horror show going on. Exclusive: What Was Behind Recent Spree Killing in German School? Not Just Guns. Dr. Sami Alrabaa When a killing spree happens in the U.S., the German public is quick to jump to conclusions about its gun laws. But what about when such tragedies happen in gun-restrictive Germany? Russia's 'Reset': A Military Buildup Peter Brookes Hillary thought her red 'reset' gift to Medvedev was cute and folksy, but Russia's current military activities reveal a serious response to such silly playfulness on a dangerous world scene. Today's Hot Topics: 3-20 We choose, you peruse. •1. Obama Reaches Out to Iran •2. Obama's Afghan Struggle •3. White House Can't Get Prognosis Right, Let Alone Prescription For The Problem •4. On Obama's Plan to End ‘Don't Ask, Don't Tell,' Air Force Leader Says ‘We Follow the Law' •5. The unbearable lightness of Obama's administration. •6. Close Diplomatic Encounters: U.S. Rubbing Shoulders With Iran •7. Obama Envoy Holbrooke Served on AIG Board When Controversial Bonuses Approved •8. Obama Is ‘First Hispanic President,' Geraldo Rivera Says •9. Our New Terror Policy: Safety Last? •10. GITMO International •11. Bonfire of the Trivialities - by Charles Krauthammer •12. Mark Levin's 'Liberty and Tyranny' •13. Forget Bonus Outrage, What About 'ShariAIG?' •14. Back on Uncle Sam's Plantation by Star Parker •15. Obama Turns on America's Veterans •16. Can Israel Still Be Saved? •17. From Enemy Combatant to American Immigrant •18. Why do we never hear calls for Hamas leaders to be charged with war crimes? •19. Factory boss gets 3 years in immigration case Caption Contest March 19 - March 24 Will your caption come in at number one? The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please send your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) to FSMCaption@gmail.com by noon on Tuesday.