FSM Security Update: 3-23-09 *Create U.S. Jobs by Deporting Illegal Aliens*

March 23rd Steyn: Kabuki "OUTRAGE!" Prelutsky: BHO, Kruschev & Rush Limbaugh! Is Obama a ‘genius' - or an imposter? Reason.com - ‘stimulating ourselves to death!' - time to loosen the chokehold? 4 countries BHO losing sleep over? Danger ahead! Create U.S. Jobs by Deporting Illegal Aliens Gregory D. Lee If many "shovel ready" building projects can now be funded, how many jobs will be taken by unskilled or semi-skilled laborers from Mexico and elsewhere? Obama's Message to Iran: Is the Regime Interested? Dr. Walid Phares Obama seems to be making conciliatory gestures toward Tehran - but are Ahmadinejad and those who back him truly interested in talking their way to peace? Exclusive: Gore's Cult Ruth King What is the dark agenda that's really behind the environmentalist cult that has so many people suckered? Obama's War Alan Caruba The decision by the new Commander-in-Chief, Barack Obama, to move more troops into this situation ignores the reality of waging war in Afghanistan. Exclusive: ACORN's Illegal Activities and Mafia-Style Tactics in Congress's Spotlight Chris Carter Will a non-profit group that engages in mafia-style "protection" rackets to raise funds become the subject of a Congressional investigation? Or will "business as usual" continue? Today's Blog Topics Video: 60 Minutes Kroft To Joking Obama "Are You Punch Drunk?" FSM Follows The Economy - Here are the top articles for today. (3-23) Audio: Rush compares Palin and Obama comments about SPECIAL Olympics Video: Senator Judd Gregg: We'll go bankrupt under Obama's budget Video: Congress, Geithner knew about bonuses on March 3rd Video: Thousands Turn Out for Orlando ‘Tea Party' Tax & Stimulus Protest Time to speak up about Britain's Islamists Obama's olive branch idea could be highly dangerous for our national security. Where's the Beef at AIG? Exclusive: Appeasement vs. the Value of Understanding Leslie Sacks For all their emphasis on the terrorists' motivations, by ignoring their methods the appeasers' self-proclaimed "understanding" is in fact far from it... Rivals Welcome for Arlen Specter Salena Zito Arlen Specter's political stock may be falling, but the more primary rivals for his seat, the more secure he remains. And if the math goes in Specter's favor, what about the general election? Video: We the People Stimulus Is it time for a second American Revolution? The First Casualty in Gaza Rachel Neuwirth Truth was the first casualty of the Gaza war; Israel's reputation, already bleeding for years, was the second. Can the wounds inflicted on either of these innocent victims ever be healed? Weapons Busts Near U.S.-Mexico Border Show Heightened Alertness Stopping the flow of illegal weapons from the United States to Mexico is critical to our fight against violent drug cartels. Bankruptcy, Not Bailout Newt Gingrich The dangers of a domino-like financial meltdown from a continual bailout policy are real. We must reverse course immediately. Exclusive: And Now, an Urgent Message From Timothy Geithner Satire by Shawn Goodwin So I forgot to pay close to $50,000 in self-employment taxes, what's the big deal? The only person I was defrauding was my employer - me. It's basically a victimless crime, like laughing at poor people! Today's Hot Topics: 3-20 We choose, you peruse. •1. NATO Troops Kill Senior Taliban Commander •2. CBS's Kroft to Obama: 'Are You Punch-Drunk?' •3. Three Pirate Attacks Reported Off Somalia •4. An Olive Branch For A Terrorist State •5. TANCREDO: Tale of two sanctuary cities •6. Undercover Agent Obtained Passport with Fraudulent IDs--Then Used Passport to Pass Airport Security •7. Drop Sanctions, End Support for Israel, Iran Demands •8. First Tourists Visit Iraq Since War Began in 2003 •9. Barbarians At The Gate •10. Afghanistan On The Brink •11. Anti-Zionism as Anti-Semitism in Europe •12. Obama's "Reset" Video for Iran •13. Radicals smash windows of Berkeley Marine Corps recruiting office, then blithely protest the next day •14. Jed Babbin: Fed Votes 'No Confidence' in Obama •15. America's Ignorance of Her Heroes •16. Happy New Year, Mullahs - Obama's message of weakness. •17. Secret Ballots for Me, But Not for Thee •18. Poland hopes U.S. will not let it down on shield •19. New Anti-Terror Strategy In UK: 'Most Comprehensive In World'... •20. Why South Carolina Doesn't Want 'Stimulus' •21. Is Gitmo creating terrorists? Caption Contest March 19 - March 24 Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo above? The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please send your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) to FSMCaption@gmail.com by noon on Tuesday.