Go Saskatchewan!

TOP
REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH
COLUMBIA

1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges.
You do the math.

2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours
from downtown.

3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks
locations.

4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest
going on.

5. Weed.


TOP
REASONS TO
LIVE IN ALBERTA

1. Big
rock between you and B.C.

2. Ottawa who?

3. Tax is
5% instead of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of the
country.

4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can
think of.

5. You live in the only province that could actually
afford to be its own country.

6. The Americans below you are all
in anti-government militia groups.


TOP
REASONS TO LIVE
IN SASKATCHEWAN

1. You
never run out of wheat.

2. Your province is really easy to
draw.

3. You can watch the dog run away from home for
hours.

4. People will assume you live on a
farm.



TOP REASONS TO LIVE
IN MANITOBA

1. You
wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront
property.

2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid
lakes.

3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg
winter.

4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on
your mood.

5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns
float by.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE
IN ONTARIO

1. You live in
the centre of the universe.

2. Your
$400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.

3. You and you alone
decide who will win the federal election.

4. The only province
with hard-core American-style crime.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN
QUEBEC

1. Racism is socially
acceptable.

2. You can take bets with your friends on which
English neighbour will move out next.

3. Other provinces basically
bribe you to stay in Canada.

4. You can blame all your problems on
the 'Anglo *#!%!'


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN
NEW BRUNSWICK

1. One way
or another, the government gets 98% of your income.

2. You're
poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.

3. No one ever blames
anything on New Brunswick .

4. Everybody has a grandfather who
runs a lighthouse.


TOP
REASONS TO LIVE
IN NOVASCOTIA

1.
Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they
can.

2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to
get drunk and wear a kilt.

3. You are the only reason Anne Murray
makes money.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

1. Even though more people live
on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.

2. You can
walk across the province in half an hour.

3. You can drive across
the province in two minutes.

4. Everyone has been an extra on
'Road to Avonlea.'

5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes
come from.

6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights
on and off at night.


TOP
REASONS TO
LIVE
IN
NEWFOUNDLAND

1. If
Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.

2. If you do
something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.

3. The workday is
about two hours long.

4. It is socially acceptable to wear your
hip waders to your wedding.

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aboutCanada and then laugh.

Let's face it,we're a rare
breed.