Yearly Physical

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'110,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 135.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

'5 foot 5,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream,

'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!'

The doctor put me on Prozac.

The nurse is a bitch.

LMAOOO,, thanks Goddess Annie!!!!!