Imam Says Muslims Must Grow Beards to Avoid Gay Feelings
March 28, 2013 By Comments (18)
Khalid Yassin’s fabulous beard is the only thing standing between him and raging homosexuality
But according to Yassin, Mohammed’s companions apparently suffered from some very strong gay urges. (Via Halal Porkshop.)
The beard is a natural sign of manliness and it is a natural sign of distinguishing men from women.So apparently Mohammed’s companions only had sexual feelings for men without beards, but not for any men with beards. I’m not going to use the word pedophilia, but it sounds like any of their “dancing boys” could stop being raped as soon as they were old enough to grow beards or the messed up chin whiskers thing that Yassin has going on.
And among the companions of the Prophet, they used to not even look at a man who shaved his beard for fear they may have desire for him.
Muslims growing beards as soon as they were old enough to were putting on “Don’t Rape Me, Prophet” signs.
Khalin Yassin, the former McDonalds Mosque Imam, appears put out by the laughter at this point.
“Allah cursed the women that looked like men and the men that looked like women,” Yassin tells his laughing audience who are probably less confused about their sexuality than Mohammed’s companions were.
Anyone raising inquiries about Khalid Yassin’s sexuality and whether he feels desires when looking at beardless men is probably an infidel.
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