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Posted: 19 Jun 2013 08:49 PM PDT
MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell is staring at me
with the uncontrolled intensity usually reserved for serial killers and
time-share salesmen. "We know how to get the country back to work. The
government needs to lead the way."
He
folds a napkin in what looks like some expensive oyster bar, but is probably
just a television studio backdrop. "The government has to get us back to
work."
O'Donnell already has a job. His job is to
yell angry things on MSNBC. Most of his listeners also have jobs or at least
they have parents.
MSNBC is not a news network for the unemployed.
It is a news network for aging liberals still addicted to listening to angry
liberals yell about George W Bush.
On the television, O'Donnell, doing his best imitation of a strangler, wrings
his hands and leans into the camera. Lean Forward, the ad, sandwiched between
a drug ad that features smiling families at a picnic while the announcer
soothingly tells you all the ways it can kill you and that multiracial
Cheerios ad that General Mills hopes to use convince a new generation of
consumers that racial progress is more important than good taste, tells me.
The ads are more soothing than the angry MSNBC
segments that they bookend. And soothing is code for upscale. Even Lawrence
O'Donnell angrily leaning forward in his imaginary upscale oyster bar where there
are no other people smells of that same soothing patina of a moneyed world
where nothing can go wrong except minor servant problems.
Strip down MSNBC to its skivvies and you find
an angry NPR. It's as if all the NPR people have given up speaking in their
supercilious voices and after a few drinks at a cocktail party began holding
forth on everything wrong with the canapés.
MSNBC is chock full of anger, but like
Lawrence O'Donnell choking down his fury in an imaginary oyster bar over the
inability of some people to understand that the government has to get us back
to work in the fifth year of a liberal administration that promised to do
just that, it's an anger that makes no sense.
Liberals like to mock conservatives as a bunch
of angry white men, but there are more angry white men yelling at the camera
in two hours of MSNBC than in two days of FOX News.
It's not the kind of yelling that unemployed
men do when they get a call from the bank telling them that there will be no
loan modification. It's the prissy raised voices you hear at Starbucks when
the Chris Hayes lookalike is shocked to be told that the java isn't locally
sourced and that if he doesn't like that he can take his MacBook Air and
finish his Great Unamerican Novel in some other coffee shop with free
Wi-Fi.
MSNBCers don't quite yell. Instead they
tighten up, grind their teeth and treat viewers like the waiters in their
oyster bar who got their order wrong. They aren't going to yell, but they
make it clear that they are furious and the only thing keeping them from
turning red and breaking down in a screaming fit over nothing is that they
suspect deep inside that the only response to their innermost volcanic
venting will be a shrug. What angry leftists who grew up convinced of their
snowflake specialness fear is that their anger will not change the world.
That like a squalling infant in his third rate news network crib, no one will
even care.
That is liberal anger, the privileged wheeze
of entitled brats who do for politics exactly what their younger counterparts
do for music with Pitchfork Magazine. It's not righteous anger, but snob
rage, the frustrated fury of the aesthetes of the Hill who hate what is on
your iPod, your Kindle and your news feed.
"Republicans," they spit with the
venom of a Mohammedan rug merchant matching wits and saliva with his camel on
a hot desert day.
"Tea Party. Ted Cruz. John Boehner."
These are the dread curses of the MSNBC set and are spoken like obscenities
over an overturned car, like a starving urchin cursing the thief who stole
his last loaf of bread, like a man sitting in an empty oyster bar speaking
the name of the waiter who took his order an hour ago and then never came
back.
These are the tales of the tribe that leans
forward cupping hands around the smartphones that tell them who their enemies
are and how they wronged them in the days of Nixon, the great betrayal of
Bush v. Gore and the latest horrible plot just uncovered by the intrepid
fabricators at Media Matters.
The tribe has few identities. It isn't big on
religions and nations. The borders of the United States are an outdated
detail to them and the only ancestry that interests them is the stark divide
between white and official minority. What they have are tastes. Their tastes
in music, movies, food and politics are more than interest or enjoyment...
these things are their identity. The things that they love in a way that they
could never love people... give them meaning.
The left is a creature of trends, it pops up
in trendy places as the alternative and it is always changing and spawning
alternatives to itself. It is always trying to be edgy as it can before it
settles down to the pudgy displays of choked down anger of the man who does
not quite dare to yell at a waiter on display nightly on MSNBC.
There is a lot of anger on MSNBC, but it is
mostly misdirected anger. It is the anger of men who want to yell at their
wives and sons but instead gibber at viewers in empty oyster bars that are as
fake as their economics. It is the petty anger of men who have put so much of
themselves into their hobbies because their shallow egotism permits them no
more human a connection and tolerates not even the slightest slights against
the objects of their impeccable tastes. It is the anger of an old elite that
has become foolish and deranged and does not really know why it is angry
anymore... except perhaps because it is dying.
Liberalism in those northeastern circles used
to be a matter of good taste. There is nothing good about it anymore. It has
become a suicide pact for angry lonely men who wait in imaginary oyster bars
for a waiter who will never come, for an Age of Aquarius that will never be
born and a transcendence of government that will never arrive no matter how
they twist their hands, tug at their red napkins and lean forward.
Liberalism
has become sick with its own disease. It is as dogma-ridden as any Red
drinking sour beer in 1920s Chicago. It has nothing to offer to anyone except
the ideological denunciation of thought crimes and the attendant superiority
of being on the right side of the guillotine. And it has the misplaced
self-righteousness of those who are busy pretending that they are angry about
what is being done to other people, rather than their own egotistical anger
with which they confront their sense of futility.
Liberalism, like all trends, seeks novelty, it
burns brightest among the young, it plots to escape from history through the
engine of progress only to discover that the mortality that is the greatest
fear of the intellectual mayfly outlives the schemes of men.
The left personifies vanity. Its activists and
advocates envision an escape from time only to drown it. Anger is their
engine of change, but their anger makes only a little light and a little heat
before it burns out leaving them alone in a cold dark oyster bar with history
behind them, leaning forward into oblivion.
Daniel Greenfield is a New York City based writer and blogger
and a Shillman Journalism Fellow of the David Horowitz Freedom Center.
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